Sunday, August 23, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Resolved, in conversation with John: the Taylor Swift song which begins "we were both young when I first saw you" must necessarily be about a relationship affected by relativistic speeds, otherwise the wording of the introduction would make no sense.
I fell asleep as soon as I got home yesterday and didn't wake up until 5 A.M. I'm not sure why.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I had a turkey sandwich from the cafeteria for lunch.
Sensors indicate that my copy of Wolfenstein 5D rapidly crossed the country. It went from Louisville, Kentucky at 5 A.M. to being Out-for-Delivery in Gaithersburg, Maryland at 7:36. When this happens I like to pretend they had to hire a special airplane for my package.