Resolved, in conversation with John: the Taylor Swift song which begins "we were both young when I first saw you" must necessarily be about a relationship affected by relativistic speeds, otherwise the wording of the introduction would make no sense.

I fell asleep as soon as I got home yesterday and didn't wake up until 5 A.M. I'm not sure why.

I had a turkey sandwich from the cafeteria for lunch.

Sensors indicate that my copy of Wolfenstein 5D rapidly crossed the country. It went from Louisville, Kentucky at 5 A.M. to being Out-for-Delivery in Gaithersburg, Maryland at 7:36. When this happens I like to pretend they had to hire a special airplane for my package.

The greatest benefit - of many! - to my Tivo being named Spicy Potato is that I get this message whenever I tell it to record anything through the website: It will be added to the To Do List the next time your Spicy Potato connects to the TiVo service.

In that same vein, here is a recent email subject that I really like: Special Stapler Needs to be Returned. This is an animated movie waiting to happen.

Cheat Sheet

Sabre / Sabrejet / Supersabre

Lightsaber

F-57 Sabre

"Two Confederation Sabre fighters streak across the blackness... Gleaming sabers are arranged in rows... He stops and admires a Saber..."

Everything CNN's web division does is the most obnoxious thing possible, except this: