The greatest benefit - of many! - to my Tivo being named Spicy Potato is that I get this message whenever I tell it to record anything through the website: It will be added to the To Do List the next time your Spicy Potato connects to the TiVo service.

In that same vein, here is a recent email subject that I really like: Special Stapler Needs to be Returned. This is an animated movie waiting to happen.

Cheat Sheet

Sabre / Sabrejet / Supersabre

Lightsaber

F-57 Sabre

"Two Confederation Sabre fighters streak across the blackness... Gleaming sabers are arranged in rows... He stops and admires a Saber..."